Some HILARIOUS music-based jokes

These witticisms are sure to have you rolling on the floor and laughing out loud

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Adele walks into a bar. Animal services are called and Adele is taken to a nearby pond.

Leona Lewis walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?". She neighs at him, shits on the floor and begins chewing on a nearby bale of hay.

Liam and Noel Gallagher walk into a bar. They have a pint together despite their differences and NME reporters are left without a soundbite.

Stacey Solomon walks into a bar. The barman says  "Why the long face?". She says "AH DUNNO IT'S JUST THE WAY MA FACE WUZ MADE I GUESS" before smiling confusedly.

Biffy Clyro walk into a bar. The patrons and bar staff immediately evacuate the bar due to the danger of being in such an enclosed space with such a terrible band.

Razorlight's Andy Burrows walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" He says "I'm so anonymous that at the start of jokes about me the prefix 'Razorlight's' has to be used or else people may not get the reference. Even then it's still not very likely".

What's the difference between Bono and God? One is a singer and one doesn't exist.

Coldplay walk into a bar. They all order pints of beer and the patrons of the bar applaud rapturously, with one being heard saying "Oh, you know, they may not be cool but I really like what Coldplay do" before starting a football chant.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is invited to a fancy dress party where the theme is famous composers. He says "No thanks, this seems like a overly complicated set up to a punchline".

What do a mole and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both have Lady Gaga for a sister, except the mole.

Lady Gaga Does A Controversial Thing

Criticism has once again been directed at Lady Gaga after it was confirmed by her agent that she did a controversial thing at her most recent concert. 

Lady Gaga doing a different controversial thing earlier this year
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The spokeswoman has been quoted as saying: "Lady Gaga is an artist who challenges the norms of society and this controversial thing clearly displays that." This fits in with the earlier pledge of the "Born Like This" singer to do 7 more controversial things before the end of the year, in an attempt to break her personal record of 19.

Fan made videos of the controversial thing have already reached over 3 million views on Youtube although feedback from the comments section has been mixed. Positive remarks include those from Youtube user "littlem0nsterxx", who said: 

"lady gaga is the best musician and singer ever and all the people who dont understand her art when she does a controversial thing liek this are stupid :("

However this has been offset by other users such as "ColdplayAppreciator1" who wrote: 

"Lady Gaga has only done this controversial thing to cover up her lack of creativity or any decent songs. Its clear from the spelling and grammer of her so called fans that there ability to understand good music is non-existant. Grow up and listen to real music."

Whatever side of the debate you pick, it looks like Lady Gaga's controversial things are here to stay, making it harder for Nicki Minaj to claim the Queen of Quirk title from her long lost sister and nemesis.