Rihanna takes up strong domestic abuse policy

New album 'Unapologetic' backs the use of force to bring women into line

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The new album is seen by many as an bold attempt by the Australian singer to distance herself from mad feminist Beyonce while still maintaining the edge that will allow her to compete with twin sisters Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj for 'Queen of Controversial Things'. Rihanna has dismissed these claims in interview however, saying that "this album isn't about sales, it's about getting an important message out to couples everywhere. Sometimes we women need to be shown our place in a relationship and I believe, if savage enough, a beating can really help"

Rihanna in her downtime, probably shouting at some
woman on Xbox to make her a sandwich
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While the first single from the album, charting-topping 'Creamy Buns', has stuck to the previously very popular Rihanna formula of salacious suggestion and misquoted children's rhymes, the rest of the album moves into far darker territory:

"Your love hit me to the core, I was fine til you knocked me to the floor" 

"This bruise on the right side of my face, takes me back to a special place"

"Could we become love's persona?"

These are just a few select lyrics from the album, the last of which comes from Chris Brown duet 'Nobody's Business (So Keep Your Nose Out, Mate)' and only one of which has been completely fabricated.