Monday, October 29, 2012

Music has quit James Blunt

In an unprecedented move, music recently called it a day on its endeavour with James Blunt.

The announcement came at a press conference on Wednesday morning, with Music initially citing 'irreconcilable differences'. When asked to elaborate on this by the reporter present, Music spoke of the Back in Bed singer's self indulgent attitude and reluctance to "act less middle class and maybe let a rapper do the verse" on new material.

Blunt and Music before the relationship soured
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Music then went on to confirm they had become involved in projects with some of the UK's hot new talent, specifically going on to cite Jake Bugg as "particularly exciting" and adding that "what the industry needs right now is a less credible version of Bob Dylan with better hair"

In what is believed to be an attempt to remain relevant in the eyes of the British public, Blunt announced that he had begun work with Environmental Awareness. The pair had been spotted outside a central London Waitrose earlier in the week, kick-starting rumours regarding Blunt's relationship with Music.




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