Adele Gives Birth To Piano

The "Rowing In The Deep" singer's announcement set twitter on fire earlier today, with #AdeleHasGivenBirthAndThatIsLovelyBecauseBringingANewLifeIntoTheWorldIsAlwaysSomethingToBeCelebrated trending as high as third in the UK, with celebrities such as Deadmau5, Tiny Temper and Celine Dion joining in the congratulations.

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Prime Minister David Cameron is rumoured to have called Adele personally to wish her and the new arrival well, while Ed Miliband took to Facebook in a rush to seem relevant. 

Sources close to the hospital have also reported that the youngster is already shaping up to have some of Adele's talent, with one nurse saying: "I knew from the bland, predictable cries that this could only be the child of my favourite singer."


It is still unclear whether the piano is a girl or a boy, or if it will make an appearance at the premier of the new Bond film, for which Adele sings the theme dirge.